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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

im bak !

YO peeps im bak !! ^.^ not sure u have seen this b4 ~

Thinking Outside The Box. . .

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be
one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and
thus, you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he
once saved your life and this would be the perfect chance to pay him
back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up
with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old
friend and let him take the lady to the
hospital. I would stay behind, and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Epic "Common Sense" Quote

This is an epic quote found on PPF Enjoy :D

This is how it begins :
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how siow chen ying he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, why life isn’t always fair, and how, on occasion, maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned, but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I am a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

^^ isit it nice F3
Link :http://www.playpark.net/forums/viewthread/14960/P15/

-Jy

Friday, July 17, 2009

To Scy95

Woi Ah bai if u read this post i am warning u that the ss-d of u say " i very horny wan to **** " is ' Coming Soon ' F3 ! Just 1 more NPNT from u that it the pickture will be posted here :DDD

-Jy

Yong Yong caught flirting! Hoho! :D

Hohoho..Tan Cock Yong u are being caught flirting with Katherine today in school we got 3 eye witness F3 Eye witness : ----Jy , Scy95 , Alvin .
What can u say now ! Katherine oso seduce u last week and now u flirt with her tgt with Johnson how indespicable can u be! f3f3

-Jy